1. In the past week, I have eaten sushi for at least one meal a day. It's starting to be a problem, since, you know, I usually only eat one meal a day. It all started when my friend and I went out for cheap sushi night last Tuesday. And now I can't make it stop ( Read more... )

First, a couple of thing in order for this to make sense.

1. I love my boobs. They are spectacular, but I've never had the urge to just, you know, grope myself. They're just kinda...there ( Read more... )

I've got today off, right? So I wake up at 8, all ready to eat some breakfast and clean and read and maybe even write a little ( Read more... )

So I get home tonight just in time to throw myself down on my chair to watch Prison Break. After that (speaking of - how do you spell awesome? DR SARA, that's how), I was going to read some, do some email and try to catch up on my life since work has already sucked away my will to live this week ( Read more... )

Poll operation: crazycakes*sighs ( Read more... )

In further adventures of parker and her tree ( Read more... )

I clearly win at SOMETHING ( Read more... )

- I just realized I left my phone in my car. Which means I have no way to communicate with the outside world (except, obviously, this, but whatever) because I don't have a land line. Of course, I don't have a couch or any mirrors in my place either, so. When staying at casa parker's? It's all wood floors and figuring you look okay since your ( Read more... )

- It is a singular pleasure to tell someome, 'You leaving was the best thing that ever happened to me.' And fucking. mean. it.

- My single biggest pet peeve in life is when someone parks right in the middle of a space that could fit two cars. Hey, jackass! Some of us don't like having to walk, like, blocks in the blazing Virginia summer ( Read more... )

So I've just spent the last three hours cleaning my apartment.

Seriously.

This was crazy, crawling around on my hands and knees, climbing on furniture to reach up in to ceiling corners, vacuuming everything with the little brush, moving all of my furniture around, dripping with sweat kind of deep cleaning. And I'm still not done, dude. ( Read more... )